Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Malkria 1
I would forever live in the shower...
Duladian 19
Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain
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wildsweetchild 19
At least you're brainy enough to user a curtain...karma will get that asshole...no worries.. Plus I'm sure some liked your gaga outfit ;)
wildsweetchild 19
Use*
fireysaje 10
So that was you on r/wtf today!
fireysaje 10
You people probably have no idea what I'm talking about
ClassyCommando 13
Yeah, because nobody on the internet knows what Reddit is, right?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
What the **** is this "reddit" bullshit you guys are spewing?
SkoomaKi 28
SHAMUS - The power of google will surely aid in your quest to find out.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
74- That was sarcasm, in regards to 46 and 52's comments.
Drewski98 6
Hey Morgan u probably think I'm a peso or some thing but I'm not I'm 16 and read Ur about me comment and saw that u like video games and was wondering what system u have
BlackBlazeCobra 16
That must have been quite a show. That sucks OP, I hope whoever stole it will return it.
fireysaje 10
When people steal clothes they don't usually return them because if you steal clothes you're probably TRYING to be a dick
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I meant the key. Whoever stole it most likely won't have use for it, or else go through the hole dorm to see which lock it fits.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
*whole Typos.
thewiseguy13 0
Ya I would be worried about finding the key if it is a small dorm. Laptops are easy to steal.
zaccour 3
What were u wearing before showering ?
kakarot2 11
Her robe, maybe?
Steffi 26
The clothes in the locker.
htownpostman 16
Could have been real funny if he had a friend and they took the shower curtain too!
alexhaz64 4
Well, time to point fingers at your roommates. Has to be someone you live near!
stonedfishies 10
Now embarrassing. Couldn't you have called someone? Or was your phone stolen too?
pennies_lane 6
yes, because people always shower with their phone
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Rookie mistake, always take the keys into the shower and hang them on the showerhead or put them in your bathroom caddie and hang it on the showerhead. Losing your towel is bad but losing your keys is worse.
Missusluv313 9
I would have to agree with you. People are assholes sometimes. I would suggest getting a waterproof case or getting a combination lock so I wouldn't have to worry about keys.
ladyrusso55 4
That's why public school rocks. And community college.
nora111197 8
Curtains are sexy?!!!!! Wtf