Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Malkria 1
I would forever live in the shower...
Duladian 19
Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain
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BaconBoy75 2
That happened to me. But my room was two doors down from the showers.
BobbieH 19
You're in a dorm, the maturity level of the other students is all over the board and college pranks are common. What did you expect to happen if you left access to your keys outside of the shower? It's akin to taking your clothes off the shore while you're swimming. The lesson you now should have learned is to keep your keys or anything else you value in sight.
interesting33 37
Hahaa brilliant! Jonisapanda :)
KaskStunter 4
Just think of it as a fashion statement.
FireFlie07 20
You should have just told people you were creating a new fashion piece for Lady Gaga and strut your stuff down the hall!
pittyfinny 4
Take them in with you
gman90210 18
Why not just walk down nude? Then maybe somebody will not do it any more if you do that like it don't matter
gman90210 18
Yes it is a very personnel and can and does trigger a lot of not sure to put it but it does bother us quite a bit. But then most of the people around the city I uses to live in do it just for fun or to join a gang
the_true_batman 10
People are assholes. I hope you're not too self conscious and manage to figure out who it was and get revenge. I avoid these situations, because I don't trust people.
Metallica36176 16
Its pretty bad you can't take a peaceful shower anymore without worrying about crap like that. Either a girl was jealous of your body and being a bitch and took it or a guy thinks you have an amazing body and they're hoping to see it. Or whoever took it was just a dick.