Today, my 72 year-old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with homemade signs all day, campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me to ask if she was high. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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StitchedBear 0
so.. support your damn grandma. if she wants to run for mayor you should be getting everyone to vote for her & how's about helping your 72 year old grandma make some damn signs? tell your friend to get her head out of her ass not everyone is "high"
aruss721 0
what? that's awesome! GO GRANDMA! She'd probably be the best mayor you have even had!!!
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Comments (104)
fantasydragon 10
Is it just me or do others not get this FML?
pabst4america 1
Ya I feel the same way haha I think people take a lot of this shit waaay to seriously. She's 72 ******* years old and wants to run a city? Do people understand what's involved in that?
robertd73 24
it sounds more like you live in her town, not the other way around.
HannahGirl97 0
my grandma is over 72 and she is mayor, and has been for 10 yrs. tho this is pretty funny...
mrbutterz 0
u idiot get the F over it and come up with a real FML... how did this get accepted?
peliseb 0
You should be positive and be glad that she is still here. I work at a nursing home and most of the people dont have family to come see them. If she makes it just more memories for you.
isabelpalmtree 5
ha she sounds great
TwV_Advent 0
Grow up.
usmcbunny 0
Agreed; this is really cruel. She's older, and probably wants to feel valuable again. She went through all kind of work to make signs, and all her grandchild is willing to do for support, is exploit her for FML, and make fun of her with his friends.
TJStarzZ 8
Also agreed....Also, think! How in God's green Earth is this an 'FML'? So your grandma is running for mayor, that's just..your grandma running for Mayor. My mother was my Science teacher, in High school, for two years; Freshman and Senior. She revealed so many embarassing moments ot my friends and peers. That, pesonally, wasn't FML-material, but it's more of a reason to post here than my grandma running for mayor. Seriously, if you wanna attention-*****, go back to MySpace.
snowboard7 0
put her in a home
jdawg4545 0
im sorry to ask this, but how is this an FML this is the dumbest thing ive ever read
Licia883 0
Whatevs the mayor of Mississauga (Which is actually a city with a population of 70,000) not a town is like literally like 92 and has been elected mayor consecutively for 32 years... It's more like F your grandmas life if she finds out your reaction to something that may have been her dream for a while...