Holy Testacles
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wurdz is hard
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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doubleddun 9
That's brilliant
IconicLemon 8
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!
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hoper423 3
Damn that's hilarious
bored1091 4
Today I stopped at a store for a drink and saw a really hot girl and went over to talk to her and my conversation starter in the aisle we were in came out as so ur vigina stinks She looked at me in shock and slapped me FML
tinysocks 11
Uber-oops...
Webslinger66 10
I know my comment will never be read because it is at the bottom. But, this is why I read FMLs. Funny shit like this. You sir, have made my day
Rainadeer 2
THIS IS THE BEST OH GOD MY SIDES
theburninator 1
This post made me laugh so hard
Fantasya_fml 6
omg! this literally made my day.
narasjbhs 1
You, sir, just made my day.
PunkCupcake 12
Oh my god thats just awesome! Thank you for making my day sir. :)
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Mmm sexy :) btw love the username