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Wurdz is hard

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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doubleddun 9

That's brilliant

IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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ScenePanda45 13

And this is why I can't read FML in school...