Holy Testacles
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wurdz is hard
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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doubleddun 9
That's brilliant
IconicLemon 8
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!
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Aliicat16 9
I couldnt stop laughing at this, def going on my faves. way to go :)
stabbymcstabstab 6
No...just no.
Layswag 3
I'm new what does op mean?
DestinysChampion 17
Original Poster, the person who posted the FML. The author.
gypsywonderland 4
hahaha omg this seriously made my day :D
MaryPoppins88 14
This is so funny , whatever shit happens
zuke23 6
You poor bastard lol
iFit21 2
Lol what happened after?!
GentleGreenOhio 5
THAT HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE TOO
trulymickeyj 13
That was awful! I am laughing so hard right now. I would have ran if I was her, saying, "Perv Murderer, Perv Murderer!"
yayayaa 0
I actually just laughed out loud