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Wurdz is hard

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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doubleddun 9

That's brilliant

IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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GetDirtyDoWork 1

Hahahaha im dyingg

mowmowlife 21

Please tell me you quickly clarified ;_;

j3ebrules 13

As in knock yourself off?

BIGxJOSH 5

That's absolutely amazing

Rogerrr57 21

Please tell us what happened next

kikijo 2

I can't quit laughing!!

stitesy29 18

Just tell her it was an accident. If she's not a bitch, she'll forgive you.

Blurry_1 0

Reminds me of anchor man when brick invites Veronica to the pants party. Or a bad interpretation by some one who doesn't speak english as a first language.