Holy Testacles
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wurdz is hard
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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doubleddun 9
That's brilliant
IconicLemon 8
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!
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ILoveZombieBoys 13
Knock yourself out Knck yourself ot Kik yourself Kill yourself
dwtstapley 4
What does OP stand for?
Jake_the_Giraffe 7
Maybe instead of that stupid pickup line, he could have followed up with "because you are so beautiful."
DestinysChampion 17
"Hey, can I use your phone?" *Hands phone over* "Kill yourself" That, ladies and gentleman, is the greatest pickup line, ever.
Laura3415 16
Your username made me pee myself
harshallmeim69 9
How TERRIBLE! *adds to favorites*
danijela 12
You guys are gonna get married I just know it.
mintbomb 2
she must have been really hot
BlazeCaravelli 13
Why did you even have thay reflex? Wtf, OP?
jrapp 8
Omg