Holy Testacles
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wurdz is hard
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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doubleddun 9
That's brilliant
IconicLemon 8
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!
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Comments (92)
mehhhh112 6
This actually made me laugh really hard
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Lmao. Omg. I'm sayin tht from now on whenever someone asks me for something
chevynova1743 4
hella game op. where'd you learn? how to be an ass for dumbies? haha your a douche
TheSmoothDude 10
^ Swing and a miss, champ.
tobin22 9
Amanda todd was on your mind a troller would say
weeabaka 6
31 - That's douchebaggery at its finest... But, I can't seem to thumb down someone with red vs blue quotes in their bio.
StrAWWbeRRie 2
Haha! That sucks!
internetqueen 1
I haven't laughed so hard on an FML omg why is this so funny to me
Indiashorty 9
Wow.
neurodoc 1
That comment works whether I read it forwards or backwards! Amazing!
SmittyKick 18
what dafuq did i just read?