Holy Testacles
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wurdz is hard
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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doubleddun 9
That's brilliant
IconicLemon 8
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!
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Comments (92)
chriswright1888 10
Whoops! That must of been akward.
oj101 33
Freudian slip?
PurpleGreenLove 6
Omg ! Just lost me shit . Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah !!!!!!
auzz1_pride 9
I find my shit as it goes spiraling down the toilet -.-
trivel64 16
Let's just hope you have an extra pair of pants.
Hurbel684 10
This FML was brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood psycho. J/k, pretty girls can be a bit overwhelming :p
sasoriakasuna 7
Well hope that he dosnt
Nighthunter 11
Quite some talker you are!
Suba_fml 8
I didint even know there was an expression for that.
Rosie_Posie43 12
Well damn. Surprised she wasn't all over you after you said that
DarkHeartAnime 4
NICE! Stumbling over your tongue.
robberry 11
You knew she was going to steal it; don't worry about it.
Enslaved 38
Click Click Boom!