Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
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ifinishlast 0
that's what you get for drinking too much kool-aid
Pinky420 0
Dude I feel for ya!!! I have had many mornings where I don't remember the night before but basically after seeing and hearing from my friends what I did or wasn't suppose to do I was kinda of glad that I didn't remember so yeah I feel for ya
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swatman360 0
When you get shitfaced, you're not in control of yourself or anything around you. You could of prevented it had you not gotten ****** up, right? If your gettin that messed up do it alone at your own house where you can be controlled, and next time you wont find another car halfway through your garage because your idiot friends arent there. Its your house, your in control. Getting ****** up completely takes that control away. YDI, retard.
blueExcess 0
Hahahahaha! That's so awesome
youtubetre_fml 14
It sucks, sorry dude ...
sjhill 32
well, at least you knew where your car was...
Unlucky_Gun 0
Pics or it didn't happen. haha TOTALLY JUST KIDDING! I don't want to see a man in just boxers. FYL though, that sucks
alera_fml 12
Must have been an awesome night.
courtz94 24
You deserved it and your life sucks. Next time have a sober person there to monitor things if you're going to get that drunk.
Vince_Masuka 12
That's the sound of a great time!
fmyinternet 13
"Sorry dude,"that sucks :D