Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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sniper4613 13
She just wanted the seat for herself
Rainhawk94 27
that girl should get over herself
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Comments (107)
tsent8 15
You should have stared down her shirt for real. If you were gonna be kicked off at least get a show.
yahoowizard 16
If you did the time, might as well do the crime.
KushCrushin89 10
Double Jeopardy reference?
yahoowizard 16
Henry's Crime was what I was referring to.
Miss_Latina 13
What a drama queen.
jessBeAqueen 13
if you were gonna kicked off might as well have gotten one last good look or told her and her saggy ******* off. if she felt uncomfortable she could've simply moved to another seat
Awahso 25
What a load of crap. Even if you did stare down her shirt you did nothing illegal. He had no just reason to kick you off
MrSassypants 34
You don't have to do something illegal to get kicked off a bus, but I see your point nonetheless.
kozzard 17
sexual harassment is illegal, and the "victim"(in this case) determines what is considered harassment
vipirius 18
43 and that is what's wrong with society.
Queensland 27
It may not be illegal #15 but it's extremely indecent and perverted. Just cuz it's not illegal doesn't make it a decent thing to do to someone.
Octwo 16
Don't show it off if you don't want people to look. Once you start believing society can dictate where you're allowed to move your own eyeballs, humanity is truly doomed. Its not like the only shirts available to women have a huge gap between their breasts.
love_me_electric 20
You don't have to do something illegal to get kicked off the bus. You can get kicked off for swearing too much or just being a disturbance in general.
Queensland 27
Honestly #83? So now you're the victim because it's always what the woman wears? We shouldn't have to wear a turtle neck because you can't control yourself. Divert your freaking eyes to something else.
brenton490 19
Not that simple it's diverted in our DNA to do it their are plenty of guys who say no in our head but another part of us says yes!
NoFlippinWai 24
As a female, I was raised that if you dont want someone to look, than do not show it off. If I am wearing a short skirt/low cut top and someone is looking at my ass/chest, I cant complain. If someone looks, it is not harassment by any standard.
MirandaShaee 6
As you walked off you shoulda ripped her shirt to shreds.
dRpRdP 8
lolz..
rosenkrieger223 24
Because assault is great side to sexual harassment.
username53001 7
Holy Shirt!
awkwardturtl3 3
reminds me of 'what would you do ' maybe nobody spoke up even though they noticed you didn't...
biologymajor1992 7
Complain to the Bus headquarters.
KendraLaine 18
Sorry OP she just wanted to be an attention ***** and you were just a quick way to get some.
BriCx 8
She is probably one of those girls who wines on Facebook about how "ugly" she is so she can get sympathy comments. The things people do for attention...
Nyx_fml 23
I prefer people who just rum around and don't get others in trouble.
Dawnstempest 17
I prefer people who whiskey me off my feet.
NoFlippinWai 24
Iseewutudidthar and beery much liked it.