Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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Top comments
court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
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Comments (186)
tatang93 0
lmao. when i first read it. i tot it said step mother. made it worst.
dudeitsdanny 10
Bow chicka bow wow
Melly14398 0
Incest Is the best, put ur step brother to the test! j/k to all the crazies who will take me "seriously". Anywho, if she thought someone was watching her undress, why would she bascially continue to undress. I would of ran out there instead
dudeitsdanny 10
Any hot girls over 18 and under 25 can watch me change anytime. Unless we're at all related. Let's hope my roommate doesn't see this. Or let's hope she does.
brucesgirl 0
that is one sick kid deserves to have his ass kicked and sense knocked into him I would suggest reporting it move out if u can or stay at a friends safe haven
Anonnamus 0
I would suggest strapping on a fake penis. I bet that'll get him to stop looking.
miniTOFU 0
lol @ 70 XD
R3kli3 10
kick his balls next time!
mahamii_93 0
oh shit! time to tell mommy and daddy!
penpal33 7
I think you should report it to your parents. This 'step-brother' of yours needs some counseling / help.
righttorule 0
That's gross & sad all at once. Get a few of you guy friends to put him back on the righteous path!
neonblue120 6
that's bull shit wut if u were dating a totally hot totally inteligent totally nice guy that loved and cared for you and six months down the line your mom introduces you to her boy friend that turns out to be his dad.... let me guess one of the relation ships have to end no blood equals no incest equals fair game no matter who's nailin who
astro_plastic 0
Ah, step-sibling conflicts. Just turn your beds into bunk beds so you have more room for activities!
penpal33 7
They will probably end-up making a movie if they take up your suggestion. :-)
penpal33 7
They will probably end-up making a movie if they take up your suggestion. :-)
CallMeHush 1
Is there an echo in here? echo in here? echoinhere? nevermind.
penpal33 7
:-)
ElMetalero 0
and the bedbunks will look like the ones u buy at a store. and so many activities like aerobics, step dancing, army man oh and by the way ask him if he likes guacamole