Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
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Comments (186)
FYLDeep 26
He watched you as you walked toward the door and didn't move away. Is he mentally handicapped?
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Those were my thoughts exactly. It's as if he wanted to get caught. Hmm makes you wonder...
FYLDeep 26
Maybe he thought she was about to invite him in?
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Possibly. Then they could record their wincest and fap to it later.
FYLDeep 26
You sound experienced.
sublimaze 6
agreed. methinks shitz revealed a little more than intended *crickets chirping*
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
I take offense. :(
GiddyXD 0
WTF FYL!
LevyLove 17
Nassssstttttyyyy!
FYLorYDIohno 12
eww creppy
cambition_fml 0
wOw. Cleerly uR wEy MEssEd up. INceST =GroSs.
cambition_fml 0
well I always see u getting pissed at people for typing like that.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
That's true, it is creepy if the parents have been together for a while, but once again, we're left without enough info to determine just how creepy this is. Until OP decides to comment on the FML in order to elaborate, it's all up to our imaginations.
cambition_fml 0
anytime anyones staring at u while ur changing, it's creepy and wrong. it doesn't matter if ur related or not. so...
brasileirinha 0
Omg thats creepy as hell.
Mean1 0
Try not using words that you clearly don't understand. Conspicuously would mean that you deliberately were letting him notice that you were walking toward the door. In which case he's clearly retarded and deserves your pity and not your scorn.
Feverrotes 15
^This
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
@31 Vocabulary win.
monnanon 14
maybe she did mean it like that because she was giving him a chance to move away. Probably not tho lol