Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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Top comments
court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
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Igor_g5 0
Give him some.
dirttyvintage 0
incest is best, put your sister to a test.
Igor_g5 0
Post some pics so we know what he saw.
Seti_fml 0
first off, you would go towards the door inconspicuously if you were trying to make it seem like you weren't aware of someone watching you. Also, like other have said, why wouldn't he run for it if he saw you going towards the door if he was spying on you? On that note how does someone spy on another person through a closed door? unless of course the OP had the door cracked or there was a gaping hole in it... in which case the OP kind of deserved it.
autodude_fml_fml 0
i don't know why your freaking out it is not like he is your real brother if he is attractive i would have invited him in
blastvortex 4
Haha. It's looks like you might have the chance to drag a few favors out of him now. I'd call that a win, personally.
Sheslikeheroin 0
Lmao step brother. If there ain't no blood relation it's an open market. I wish that horny step brother luck on tapping that fine pootang = D
katmandont 0
Why is everyone assuming the OP was female?
jabbatie 0
so how exactly did you conspicuously walk to the door? did you flail your arms? did you walk like an Egyptian? did you waltz over? I'm curious because when I'm trying to sneak somewhere I try to stay inconspicuous.
Spastastic 6
All three of those images made me laugh.
alexandraa_fml 0
LMAO #128, thankyou for that, haha.
SamIAmxxoo 0
...is he hott?