lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Juiced
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excited
Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Carlisle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
bunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What the…
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Kyra.45
Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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alexm501 0
Hopefully it wasn't a banana
KennKenn 0
At least it wasn't apple pie.
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Comments (238)
rocketgirl999 2
banana :-D lol hes gay. dump him
shazza26 1
Was it a grapefruit ;)
hibbitsra 1
Well did u help him out (:
neverletup21 2
Oooo!!!! (:O wa....wat the fawk!?!?why!?!?!?hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha THTS FUNNY!!!!reminds me of the noodle song when the guys fuking the bowl of noodles lmao XD
LilToonchiii 0
Orange you glad it wasn't another woman?
Spanky86 0
Maybe he wouldn't jack off with fruit of you had sex with him more often
johnnyexpl0sion 0
Doesn't matter, had sex.
AntiHero1317 8
That right there is Thanksgiving dinner material.
htb2050 11
It must have been a banana. Theres a video on YouTube showin how to convert a banana to fleshlite.
Epic_Times 10
Was it a banana or