Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
That's when you run like hell.
Kqzza 13
Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."
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Comments (53)
cootiequeen4444 11
what the ****?! aw hell no you must go... very far away. but not before yelling "WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT? I'M OUTTA HERE YOU TWISTED SICKO!" Then he can get the wtf stare from you and everyone around you. if lucky, he will realize he is wrong and not be some future danger for any woman in a three foot radius. Really hope you aren't gonna see his name in the paper someday because that would be so upsetting. for me at least. I know I couldn't get someone arrested by saying something horribly offensive but I'd still be left wondering of there was something I could've done. maybe look into that if you are a paranoid freak like me?
warmonger711 8
Only when its BDSM and a safeword established so that consent has been given and the level of play properly established so that the scene can start. Its a fantasy and meant to generate one hell of a sexual explicit situation.
jnugzzz 6
But that's not rape. Consent is the key word there
Flyingpizza10 2
HOW
ash268 18
What. The. Eff. Follow up needed!
edmunson 22
Yes, the more you think about it the worse it gets
kiaora_fml 11
I would inform whoever organised the blind date what he said and say there wont be another blind date, especially with this guy.
rustybucket 24
RUN SO FAR AWAY
moondoglou420 17
It's pronounced "Philanthropist."
Nabexis 9
I really hope you immediately left.
Death69 24
Wonder if he would feel the same way, after being thrown in jail and "Bubba" gets a hold of him?