Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
That's when you run like hell.
Kqzza 13
Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."
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Comments (53)
GhostFox 34
And this is when you get up and leave before they say anything else.
WinPoe 3
I broke up with a guy for saying something like that.
cacheson 42
Anyone wondering if he did this on purpose because he was an asshole trying to get out of the date after seeing her in person?
Obscurix 5
yep.
Talis99 26
Anyone else morbidly curious about what sort of shit explanation he had for that gem?
cantfixme36 28
I am extraordinarily curious as to how someone could possibly think that
sammicchi 1
get!!!! outta!!!!!!!! there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IrishRover82 0
Um, yeah. Yeah it is. Asshat.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Ask him to demonstrate. ... ...on the receiving end.
Kaalschneid 21
... why have so many FMLs been male on male romance, yet situations that would be far more FML-like if it was a female OP? Not saying gay rape is any less serious than straight rape, but... I feel like guys are posting scenarios where they'd Chase away women by being absurd, and then posting these as the women, but their profile is set up as male.
cantfixme36 28
Basically, that entire comment is "straight rape is more of an FML than gay rape. I'm not saying that at all, but... it is."
ImBadatGoodNames 10
Well talk about awkward...
cantfixme36 28
Sneak his DNA and fingerprints and hand them into your local police station for processing. Wonder if he'll come up as a match for any rape kits.