Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
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Top comments
FelKysier 7
This is why there should be an IQ test when you apply for a driver's license.
MissWhitneyB 17
Smh. Anyone can get a license these days
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Comments (87)
jamnglamgirlie 17
Are you OK??
Dinonick 15
Wah? A Canadian being an asshole? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!
AnOriginalName 19
Turns out, after that incident the driver going the wrong way was promptly kicked out of Canada for being such an asshole.
cutycat136 28
Could you two be any more stereotypical?
iLike2Teabag 27
They aren't being stereotypical aboot anything, eh.
Carmstro 13
25, I'm Canadian so I'm taking this as a compliment. :) Even if it were a stereotype that actually portrayed Canadians badly, I'd probably still upvote it since it's a joke and all.
cutycat136 28
36, I'm Canadian too, but I don't see how you could take that as a compliment?
AnOriginalName 19
Sorry, cutycat. Eh.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Cutycat must be related to Scott. (South Park Xmas special)
horneyhic 15
It was Quebecer on the road them and Toronto ppl the only assholes in Canada
Llama_Face89 34
Let me guess.. Dud had no insurance so your premium STILL goes up, right?
Snowkeys 11
Really that actually happens? I would be on the news for a triple homicide at the DMV if I were in op's shoes and they told me that.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah, collisions with uninsured motorists are paid by your insurance and increase your premiums. The same as if the other motorist had been a vandal or a thief that wrote off your car.
caohm 18
was it ludicrous? he was probably calling you a bitch and telling you to get out the way.
TheOath 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well maybe if you were scanning enough, and remember what you'd learn from Drivers E.D. You'd know that you should've kept calm and tried moving to the right Ben if out of lane a bit if you could instead of breaking to avoid it. (And I learned this all from my excellent instructor last week)
Treveyon56 14
Yeah staying calm sounds easy a shit, but when you're actually in a moment with only a split second to decide it not really easy to stay calm.
redsoxgrl824 11
I've been on some pretty narrow one way streets where there is no room for moving to the side to let the idiot going the wrong way to get through
xStaciexLynnx 15
Agreed. I live in a 'small town' area and any one way streets we have are one way for a reason. There is NO space to shift your vehicle left or right and when there is, there are cars parked up the side.
Sputnikspak 13
Yeah, on Montreal one way streets there is NOWHERE to move. You'll have cars parked on either side and if someone is pulling out, you'll have to wait, because there's nowhere to go.
jasmine2301 25
Loving your user name.
Dawnstempest 17
I've had someone coming at me down the wrong side of the road twice. Luckily I was more fortunate then you OP, and they got out of the way.
dinagdotphoto 13
We'd all love to know what he told you as his excuse afterwards. I've met some insane drivers in my time, but few beat your story, OP. Get back to us to at least tell us you're ok.
olpally 33
I hope he goes to jail for a very long time. Idiot. Good lord :/ hope you're okay.
Not_Impressed13 9
He won't be going to jail. The worst that will happen is a fine and increased insurance premiums. Unless, of course, he has had too many traffic violations already. Then he faces a licence suspension.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
"Raging dumbass"... good choice of words OP. I learn all my insults from FML.