Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
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FelKysier 7
This is why there should be an IQ test when you apply for a driver's license.
MissWhitneyB 17
Smh. Anyone can get a license these days
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Comments (87)
EpicJman2828 11
Make sure you are "hurt" gets ya some extra cash that way...
Sputnikspak 13
Quebec drivers are terrifying. I live in Montreal, all of my out of town relatives hate driving here. Ontario drivers drive fast, but they're polite and predictable (they'll move over to let you in, actually stop at lights, etc). Quebec drivers are unpredictable and usually assholes. I don't know how many times I've almost gotten into an accident because people don't understand how you're supposed to merge on a highway.
horneyhic 15
Those Quebec plates should come with flashing lights u must turn on when ur out of Quebec
migueljm5 18
******* one-way streets!
guci101 14
I hope you are okay... At least you are still able to type. Hopefully only your car got wrecked not you. Sorry OP
kaykay2922 11
I wouldn't doubt that this happened... Canada... It happens lots here doesn't it? *sighs internally*
darktank 3
just want to say how funny it is that
sharon69_fml 1
Hope flo can help you
DJEddieXZ 9
Your supposed to use your defensive driving skills that you learned in drivers ed OP.
an3ph 20
You're no fun at playing chicken.
AGuyNamedI 7
I love driving in Quebec! Montreal is by far my favourite place to drive, next to Toronto. I once saw a dump truck drive over a Honda civic, a transport take out an equally small car Fast and Furious style under the trailer, and another car on fire, all within 5kms (~3miles) of each other in a single day! All on AutoRoute-5. Tabarnac! Luckily with all the potholes, he couldn't have been going too fast. :P