Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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Top comments
egc573 40
Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.
kaengelangeleyes 9
Please don't waste your life on a loser.
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Comments (136)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well I’d say it’s time to listen to Daddy :)
pdp_fml 21
How in the world are you dating this loser? I know that there are better men out there. Find a new man ASAP!
HikarixHoshino 2
Maybe it's time to rethink the boyfriend title with this guy. =/
drarmstrong 8
I'm thinking it got arrested along with her boyfriend. Fortuitous timing though.
jonooooo 3
Maybe you should listen to your dad.
fordman22 0
Kick em in da nutz! (in eric cartman voice) lol
fordman22 0
How do I reach these keeeedddds! (said in eric cartman voice)
everst75 3
Then don't date a criminal. Easy as that
angel5242 0
Let ur dad pick your bf lol
Emerald_86 0
It pays off listening to parents once in a while...you could have had his spawn of satan , living on welfare because he wouldn't be doing shit to help.. Becuse he would be getting chased by cops Again.. You would have to work your ass off to make ends meet..and he would mooch off you as much as he could, because after being locked up it is hard to find work..,... thank your father for this one..unless you like that then enjoy him..