Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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Top comments
egc573 40
Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.
kaengelangeleyes 9
Please don't waste your life on a loser.
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Comments (136)
RokNRoll11 9
Sometimes, the dads, they are right... No matter how blatantly crazy they may be.
sammygirl123 12
Bad timing
Mindymayhem1 0
Daddy knows best, take his advice! I lost my dad at 18 and he hated my bf and we where together 7 years and I fought for him, guess what dad was right all along we broke up 4 years ago and I sure wish I could thank my dad for caring ...
ZakDaAttack 0
Freaking crazy!!!!! OMG
Azula272 14
Maybe you're Gwen Stacy & he's Peter Parker.
mizmasterchief 3
Your dad was just proved to be right...
wubbazugg 5
Sounds like someone needs a new boyfriend. Seriously, how do girls become so content with total shitbags?
juicypu55y 0
As fake as this shit gets
I_dont_exist 5
that's just bad timing
kimg0885 23
But dad i love him