Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]
lmmmr 0
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.
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Comments (180)
triplethreat13 0
so...this chick likes ice cream. and half these comments mention her being fat. i love ice cream and it is often pointed out to me that i am too skinny. seriously, people. consider before you look like an idiot. as for the OP...if you're going to make jokes, be prepared to TAKE jokes. she was totally kidding.
Shyman4ever 0
#3 = EPIC WIN!!!!!
LordNate 0
As long as she puts out who gives a shit? Let her eat ice cream while you have sex with her lulz
pleasedonttellme 0
Ummmmm chocolate chip mint
DoMeBaby 1
Damn, OP you totally put yourself out there asking that queston, I mean you definatly knew what was coming. YDI for bieng a mindless air head
subarchetta 0
I'm sorry, but there is NOTHING better than mint chocolate chip icecream. If my boyfriend had asked me that question I'd tell him the same thing. Sometimes the truth hurts.
KillaKingPerrie 4
Nice way to set yourself up for a self esteem dropper
anoukx1 0
Nothing could ever pleasure a girl like Mint chocolate chip icecream. it really isn't your fault!
jawjuhh 6
Honey, Don't Worry. Nothing Pleasures Like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream. Seriously.
kelsey_LYNN 0
lulz, mint chocolate chip icecream ftw. :D