Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Richisme 0
alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi
skyttlz 32
cartoon kind tastes better
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Comments (216)
sunshyne84_fml 0
smdh
JD_88 0
I so moderated this.
CrazyCatCookin 0
#1 - suck my dick, ho? or shaking my damn head? maybe sticky monkey doodoo holder?
chellexx 0
one of my fav. fmls ever!!
seanders 10
YDI for ruining his childhood
ucandoit 0
the cartoon ones do taste better for some reason
tincans 0
Should've gotten the cartoon ones (:
fckinbowdown 0
to be fair the shapes mac and cheese are wayyyy better than the regular. but still no reason to freak out
EduardoCollazo1 0
he is 23years old but in the inside he's 10 years old
CrazyCatCookin 0
Instead not insted. You make a typo and I rape you and throw you in a concentration camp, for I am a no good dirty rotten grammar Nazi!
Stevefett 0
Maybe if you knew how to spell you would have picked the cartoons INSTEAD of the regular Mac & Cheese.
dannnn_fml 0
dump him. duhh
robertdr 0
what?!! u r 976-evil
CrazyCatCookin 0
And capitalize "i" goddammit! Well that's enough of this goodbye my great intelligence!
love_musik 0
that's so funnyy! I'd want cartoon characters too haha
CrazyCatCookin 0
And this is the 21st century it's okay to say "isn't"! ^ just cuz I have nothing better to do
phantom956 2
don't worry op you'll get it right next time
rileykins 0
i think it stands for super marshmallow dipped houses. ya.. that's it.
Doodles24500 0
damn I would have been pissed too. spiderman macaroni!!! ftw.
_Vamp_ 9
Well #14, I think #1 tried to type "first" extremely quick and epically failed, but I can't be sure. Maybe it meant "Stifle My Dinosaur Herpes". rawr
twist_of_fame93 0
maybe he remembers his precious childhood and the slightest move from you counts
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahahahahha hmm hes kinda adorable i bet hes joking around if not throw the mac n cheese in his face and yell "EAT IT UNGRATEFUL BITCH!" or u culd ignore it watever works :)
CrimsonWolf1294 0
you're gonna have to make one hell of a sammich to make it up to him.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
37- grammar Nazis throw people in capitalization camps, not concentration camps. :P
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
GF Fail! YDI
PokemonTyrant 0
I don't blame him
pinkfloyd222 0
well I wouldn't talk to you either, the cartoon kind tastes better! my mom had to buy me the new toy story ones or I got mad >:D
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
OP you bitch. Get your ass back in that store and buy the man his goddam cartoon macaroni.
swimmerstud 7
really u didn't buy the cartoon kind? no no no it's not FyourL it's FHL. really get the cartoon kind
Generalx3 0
he's trying for make up sex. LOL. ;]
bubbles48094 0
maybe, she should have got a new boyfriend? (:
edgarforeverRIP 0
37- I believe you meant to say "I am a no-good, dirty rotten grammar Nazi!" You ungrammatical twit.
surescope 0
Imature much?
mooshibear140 4
OP, at least you learned your lesson! next time buy the cartoon kind. now I want macaroni and cheese. yummmm :)
CrazyCatCookin 0
164. No, I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A Nazi doesn't have to play by the rules.
PoxxVal 0
wayyyyy
huss10_fml 0
you need to dump tuis "child" and get with a real man not a pussy who complaints about food.
isteadymob 4
if this happened to mr I probably would have killed myself
immazombeastxD 0
39- are you a complete ******* idiot? she had no spelling mistakes.
pingpongpickle 8
why didn't you get the spongebob ones?! geez, they're so good
daiseylulu 0
That's ****** up, true though lol.
frankdatank1112 0
shut up and make him a sammich
leadrunner751 3
yore lucky. I would dump you! how could you buy the wrong kind? :O
leadrunner751 3
*you're*
kwhite9921 0
I agree, the cartoon ones taste sloop much better
lor10 0
agreeeeeeeed !
idkmyusername 0
well #68 and #14, maybe number one just meant 'shaking my damn head' how hard was it to figure that one out? gosh u guys r ****** retarded
nygunns1 0
27, lmao that's soooooooo true! I thought I was the only one that thought that haha cartoon ones taste better
Akay4 14
Seriously, the cartoon ones taste so much better! It's like the cheese gets stuck in the shape more than with normal macaroni. Shame on you for not getting the correct kind!
Richisme 0
alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi
kingghidorah 10
im a fan of the pokemon macaroni
kingghidorah 10
im a fan of the pokemon macaroni
lonesomeXheartbr 0
heard you the first time. jk :p
kingghidorah 10
Sorry. damn Droid...making me double post
HonestJoe 0
that's why I switched to the iPhone
PokemonTyrant 0
#84 is awesome <3 **Go Pokemon!*
abstar 0
I am a bit retro and get excited over the astro boy macaroni myself.....
Turner_22 0
Me too. :/
dacho 7
If you KNEW how he would react, YDI.
eazyeeze 0
Ever heard? Way to a man's heart is through his stomach? I'd dump your ass asap...right I release in your face for old times' sake
eazyeeze 0
*after
5t3ff1k4h 47
38, that's why she should have made him a sammich.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
:D ^^
PimpdaddyCJT 13
I would be pissed two
5t3ff1k4h 47
too* Don't they teach you to differentiate between to, too and two in grade school?
immazombeastxD 0
:( I'm the only one that can say sammich >:/
drpepperrules 0
Are the Droids any good? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've heard that they suck big time!
green_eyes124 0
I don't mean to burst your bubble or be a grammar Nazi but I'm pretty sure that it's supposed to be "differentiate among" not between. Just because between is for only two people or things, and among is for 3 or more people or things. Idk I could be wrong! Don't get all hateful if I am. I'm being very nice : p
HonestJoe 0
don't get the droid. they crash on your apps too much
Rhaknam 0
Droids are amazing. Get the Droid X. I have not had app crashing problems.
I3ear 0
i love my droid... wait for the new one, scooby doo that mac n cheese, but valveeta's shells are good too.
5t3ff1k4h 47
217, it may very well be. I'm not even sure myself. That's fine though, I'm open to corrections if I'm wrong provided there's no unnecessary insults being thrown at me. I'm intelligent and I do know a lot of things, but I don't know everything! ;) 207, if you're the only one who can say 'sammich', why was I able to say it? :)
snarkytruth 37
No they don't. Now that there is spellcheck and Google they're not teaching it and if they are the kids aren't bothering to learn it. THats why kids shouldn't be allowed to use spell check so they actually learn how to write and spell. Same with sound bites the have no clue as to what they mean. Words like literally, irony and heaven help me if I see the word random misused again drive me up a wall.
storybook17 0
lmao!
greendaygirl999 5
For some reason the cartoon one tastes better...
Geiko_fml 0
WOOOO! INVADER ZIM! Love your picture of Gir. :D "To make room for the tunnnaaaa!"
ivygirl 0
I love invader zim tooooooooooooatlly!!!
Azulito 0
the original is so boring
sourgirl101 29
Nope, Kraft in the box. it's the best. and I'm picky with what goes in my mouth(;
deafeningsilence 8
97- the end part: THATS WHAT SHE SAID. I don't know if you meant it to be that way, but still. (btw, not my best, but close enough.) :D
PerditaDessa 38
97, Kraft makes cartoon shaped mac&cheese. The shaped noodles hold the cheese better.
remieshine16 0
GET A NEW BF!
MooseIsLoose 0
Have him shop for and cook his own food.
ily1210 10
what a loser.
joserme 0
wut abt all them posters ?...loser much?
joserme 0
chill patna...just poke'n fun
joserme 0
partner...Patna...eh eh..yeah you know...hillbilly, no
joserme 0
why yes, yes it is
DamionDude 0
Hey @7- what? do you live in Ray William Johnson's room? Op- God dammit! BUY THE CARTOON KIND! ITS NOT HARD!!! ^^^Thats what she said??? Maybe??^^^
Generalx3 0
I assumed it meant Partner. xD
g0downer15 0
what difference does it make it still taste the same
hottay7164 18
actually it never tastes the same, there is less macaroni in the box for shapes/cartoons so therefor you use way to much milk and butter
snarkytruth 37
if the noodle to sauce ratio is off that shouldn't change the flavor just the texture. The fun level can change the perceived enjoyment. But it should be the same unless a different factory is putting out the product or its contracted out. Who really knows with over processed food these days esp when burgers are made with pink slime .
skyttlz 32
cartoon kind tastes better
littlexlion 4
I empathize, I know I go crazy if I don't get my Pokemon macaroni and cheese...
chocolatedrop 0
umm...r u n a box?
DiscountDJ25 0
It's a dork-in-a-box! Is Justin Timberlake there too?