Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]
lmmmr 0
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.
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Comments (180)
Majinveggie10 0
can't beat chocolate chip mint ice cream
beachbabe89 3
that's harsh
shadows17 0
dude mint choc. chip is the most amazing ice-cream ever don't blame her lol
babyblue666 1
of course not mint choc is the best
DisappearingRose 18
No one can beat mint chocolate chip ice cream.
abasio 1
She's lying so she doesn't come across as needing/wanting you. Most women lie in this ridiculous fashion.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Actually, it would be tough for me to decide too, and my boyfriend's amazing in bed.
Aardvark_Embassy 0
... oh my god. I had this same conversation with my boyfriend, only I said the ice cream was better jokingly. Huh.
bms1996 12
I understand where she's coming from...Mint Chocolate Chip is the shit.
HotsyTotsy 8
You should know better than to ask that question.