Writer's block
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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capslockisgood 19
64 Who cares how old you are?
ZTD09 2
FYL don't you have another copy?
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ramirezlmt 0
How can he claim it? If he didn't have any rough drafts. Most likely they would clean the system of the computer (I can't imagine a robber stopping, reading it and taking an actual book?) BTW to the poster A book I was writing would be have been alot better.
CaptainJ1000 1
They'll scan all three pages of that in no time.
ReinaJay 13
I'm writing a book but I think ahead. I have my story on the internet, so I can get to my story. If I forget my password for some strange reason, they can always sent it to my e-mail. I also have it saved on the laptop and since I can retrieve my book on the internet I also saved it on my computer. Though that really sucks your novel in process is gone.
phukdisz 1
I bet your book is amazing. if you ever need a 3rd party opinion on it I'd feel honored to read it with you... however I am a devout nudist and only read in the company of other nudists, you should convert.
phukdisz 1
oh thank god, for a moment I thought they took something that was worth a damn. I'm glad there is a silver lining.
veryrandom 0
what does that even mean?
EvanM2894 1
It means that the OP was writing a book which was later stolen.
wtfcammelcheese 0
wudnt it make your day if they finished it and put it on the market
Travis420 0
Maybe it will be soo bad that they give it back :)
DC111 0
Aww. I hope you had another copy of your book-in-progress. I like to write too, so I totally understand the value of something like that, that you'd never be able to write the same way again.
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Don't you have a rough draft?? Or did they steal that too??.. Either way FYL
metroido 21
Why are people just *assuming* that the robber didn’t steal the book AND delete the backup? That’s what happened to me...