Writer's block
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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Top comments
capslockisgood 19
64 Who cares how old you are?
ZTD09 2
FYL don't you have another copy?
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Comments (40)
RinnieRiot 9
Educational robbers. Lol.
grigz 0
you didnt title it something silly like a clockwork orange, did you?
AlexBuda 0
ydi for not having back up copies of your life's work -_-
kalmanna 0
win
macskapingvin 0
Maybe they'll return it with suggestions for improvement.
Jekisbob 5
Was it a mystery?
RKD 23
Hey, man, sorry to hear! I have written three books and would be devastated if that happened to me! Hopefully, you still remember the plot, just think of it as an early rewrite/edit, and hopefully you will emerge with a better book than before! I assume you know how to save it in the clouds? Email it to yourself as an attachment, I always do that, usually to a couple of different addys! Hang in there and good luck!
arkiejayne2192 0
win!
Ancarnia 0
The book wasn't quite a life's work, just a pretty good amount. It was encoded in a way difficult to translate.
psyyche 0
If you're taking up the challenge of writing a book, don't you think you could more successfully write a FML that actually makes sense? Anyways, you should have probably kept multiple copies. Sucks bro.
Sirin_fml 47
It makes perfect sense. Please read a book once in a wh-- oh.
Rickilynn1 10
Sirin, your comment only confused me further..