Anonymous
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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0
The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.
lovemyE8 0
This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL
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Comments (171)
Nev09 0
classic!
nxthendrix123 0
freudian theory right there
pedosmurf 7
Atleast he cares
jocyy96 0
ha
Faz_fml 0
INCEST!
regalarius 0
YOUR five and a half year old boy? That's kinda creepy too...but hey, at least he's looking out for you?
jamnglamgirlie 17
Actually it's quite normal for small children to say that, but as they grow the thought leaves them.
zombieslayer83 19
#143, totally agree. My son said somewhat of the same to his mom. Kids don't think it's creepy.
HarroIAmBob 21
completely true. i probably said the same thing to my mom when i was little. it biological, most animals love their moms that way until they get older
Han1156 23
It's one of the five stages in a sexual theory. I forget the man who invented it though.
noobienick 19
Maybe Freud?
lil_miz_liz09 0
#4 how is it creepy? she had a child?
lindsaylu98 0
its creepy her kid wants to be her boyfrien
Jem777 6
The kid is 5, he doesn't know what a relationships in the family means. He simply wants his mother to be happy.
genius_man16 1
That seems like an odd thing for a 5-year old to say.
lovemyE8 0
This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL
DKjazz 20
That's the saddest thing I've heard all day!
anne1_fml 13
My cousin from the time he was 2-6 would say he was my boyfriend and when I told him he was the ring barrier in my wedding he said "but you are suppose to marry me not him" so it's not weird it's what kids do. You obviously have no young children in your family or are to much of a jerk for them to like you
zombieslayer83 19
Very Well said #145.
1994bitches 12
lol #117 make me chuckle.
Since1998 20
I once told my sister I wanted to marry her. I had no thought of how that was wrong at that age
bomdia 0
ok, this isn't creepy! I knew a boy who wanted to marry his mom when he grew up. Kid's don't know these kinds of things... but anyway! Cute and funny... and also sad.
smiley_girl 0
Aww.. and the rest of you grow up it's not creepy he's freaking 5 years old! The last is pretty funny though, "kids say the darndest things"
effmyyliifee 0
hahaa ooh kids. at least hes looking out for mommy :]
vooper 0
God bless the little people. FYL.