brokenhome
United States
Writer's block
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
FML
Houston, United States
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
chilegrande
United States
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Anonymous
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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capslockisgood 19
64 Who cares how old you are?
ZTD09 2
FYL don't you have another copy?
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Danny_B 4
If it gets published you'll know who stole it though, right?
livetodisco 0
I'm pretty sure that if it were to get published he would somehow be able to stake a claim over it. But chances are the thieves just threw it out anyway.
DropDead77 11
I guess there's literally no happy ending!?
DeaKayBeats 0
haha!! :D
livetodisco 0
Well, the smart thing to do...at this point anyway...is to file a claim with your insurance. In the claim include a summary of that book so in the rare chance that book actually gets published, you'll have some sort of proof you're the author. And I hate to break it to you, but the thief/thieves probably just threw away. Bummer dude.
blink831forever 13
I'm sorry that you got your book in progress stolen. I'm writing a book too so I know how you feel.
kikibisweet 0
Get over youself goodbye. It must be hard to be you yeah living in your life i was always the one to cry. Now everything is alright. On another note, Ydi it sounds like you only had one copy. Tsk.
ShrukiantheMad 0
I had no idea Brian got a fml... cool.
Prolusive 5
I s'pose it's time to turn over a new page in your life. The thieves will most likely turn up at your door asking you how it ends...
theten_fml 9
your appartment cannot get "robbed"
zivlaks 0
omg her friend named "appartment" was keeping her book. he's french.
narrowords 18
FYI--Apartments get burglarized. People get robbed.
beyoh 0
No, 'robbed' is also correct. To rob = verb. I rob, you rob etc. Past tense - the bank was robbed. Someone robbed the bank. Burglarized is an American legal term, and it also applies to people - as in, I burglarized somebody.
macskapingvin 0
Burglarized? What's wrong with just saying burgled like a normal person?
ramirezlmt 0
How the hell is burgled normal?