Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
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mekiswrite 21
Get rid of him and his herpes and get treated ASAP.
millsjoshua949 12
And he's still your boyfriend???? I sincerely hope not. What he did should be against the law.
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John David Anson 5
I mean, he should have told you since he knows he has it, but that being said, studies have shown that a vast majority of sexually active people have herpes and never know. It’s basically a non issue. Even if you have it, you probably had it before him and will probably never show signs for it.