Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
cherrytwiz 0
O.o fyl
Me_Muahahaha 0
Not onnly do you have u rents on facebook but u think this is fml worthy wow... fail.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
LOL! glad my parents are divorced :]
xXCODGODXx 11
u shouldnt be glad about that
JenDanielle917 13
Yeah, them having sex and loving eachother is a lot better than them being divorced and hating eachother.
leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
hscx1017 0
HAHAHAH
davidomke 0
ROFL!
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
Glam_fml 0
Eh, parents need lovin' too. Sure, children don't want to hear about it, but it's not really a FML. At least you know your parents still love each other!
Praesse 0
Oh, poor you. Parents should always remember how horrible it was to know this kind of stuff about their own parents. Anyway, you should know better than having your parents on facebook.
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
Well, At Least Your Parents Love Each Other :D
ronton 4
Unless it's morning sex with other people.. haha!
Turnip_Girl 0
Is that before or after your mother makes your breakfast?