Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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RowanNightShade 22
That poor cat. Fycl.
Enkeria 30
I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)
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Comments (97)
Ajf92002 23
Awe the poor kitteh
SecretAgent_700 15
Kitteh? Really?
ScarredVox92 16
*realleh
_streets_ 19
*Awe the poor hairless pussy.
Ajf92002 23
It's in my natural habitat ? Actually it's an inside joke.
Ajf92002 23
Haters >~>
bunnylady08 13
how much cream did you have to use? good lord...
annarcheer 19
Enough to get the hair off? I would imagine it would be quite a bit.
bunnylady08 13
yeah but im thinking it must have been an excessive amount and highly potent if it did that much damage on the poor cat
jennlody 28
I remember having hair removal cream once and it said to only use a thin (1/8? in. maybe less) layer to remove hair. Then it has to be on the skin for 3-5 minutes before it makes even a noticeable difference.
RowanNightShade 22
That poor cat. Fycl.
euphoricness 28
Look on the bright side, at least OP won't have to shave her pussy anymore!
MisterEx 28
The bright, hairless side?
FiFaguY 20
She will have her revenge..beware!
Enkeria 30
I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)
CoGhostRider 31
I think that what she was trying to prevent...
Enkeria 30
#29, OP didn't feel the cat rub against her legs. The only way to prevent what happened to her kitty would be to close the bathroom door.
JayGatsby 25
Something similar happened to me dog too. I was waxing and I threw all the wax sheets away in a plastic bag and left it in my bathroom to throw away in the morning. my dog got into it and got a used sheet of my wax stuck to her forehead. Long story short, I close my doors now and you should too OP (like #6 said :))
SnowxSakura 17
That doesn't always work, some cats learn to open doors.
Enkeria 30
Then lock the door? It's common sense.
fabulousfiasco 12
For that to happen, you would have to really slather it on, and the cat would need to have it really slathered on as well. If it took your cat's hair off, you would have your FML be about the vet bill.
heyLaddieHey 18
I imagine cats have much more sensitive skin than humans. It probably wouldn't take much to make them lose their hair due to dipilatory cream.
Mauskau 36
The cream dissolves part of the hair I think, so you don't actually have to use that much. I guess the cat is only missing a small amount of hair but OP exaggerated it.
notzax 19
Vet bill? OP doesn't mention any skin problems and hair doesn't have any nerves. Do you go to the hospital when you wax?
lulinator 40
That's hilhairious. Poor cat.
4WheelBurnout 14
Sounds like a hairy situation
goldcock19 9
Gtfo
nurse123 7
This is golf who down voted it
iPixelCheese 19
Poor kitty, and hopefully it didn't affect you or anything else
Model_Type_Chick 6
poor cat.