Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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backseatfever 0
this is the lamest fml i've ever read.
nbrachelxo 0
I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!
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Comments (161)
amy_shmamy 0
dont look like such a dog then
Floridaguy81 0
Hahaha. He still notices the little things...he's just bad with analogies.
MrRecon72 0
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sweetcharades 0
I don't see this as an FML. lol I mean, he complimented you and probably finds it cool and interesting about you that you have two different colored eyes. Not all dogs have that either... so it's unique about you. Not that you're a dog lol
alotta_fachina 0
"notice the little things"? it'd be kind of obvious...
LAXer9393 0
aw that's not an fml. guys are simple creatures. it's not like he was actually comparing you to a dog. he was just making a connection in his mind.
pennygoo 0
hah! i have two different colored eyes. everyone says that. but it's niceee! dogs are cute.
babex21 0
hahahahahahhah aw ]:
jayjaylee19 0
mouth open... insert foot
s4ucy_ 0
Don't worry about it. there's a kind of dog- malamute I think? that has two different eye colors. just because he made that connection doesn't mean he still doesn't notice the little things :)