Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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backseatfever 0
this is the lamest fml i've ever read.
nbrachelxo 0
I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!
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Comments (161)
Djosef_fml 0
Your boyfriend compared your eyes to those of a dog, you didn't like it, and now you're bein a bitch about it on the internet. Oh, the irony... ''Today, I have strikingly beautiful and original eye colours, and I have a boyfriend, who complimented me about it in a way that was not as flattering as I would have liked it to be. FML.'' ORLY? Well you deserve your life ******, doggy style. [/agressive humour]
chappy5 0
mine are that way too, and I think it's awsome. and dogs eyes are cute
jen1 0
I have two different coloured eyes one green and one blue it's awesome were different embrace it.
bluegoldfish 7
nah thats still sweet
slynoble32 11
lmfao ur eyes r 2 diff colors?? badass!!!! even better to be how witj that combo ( only if you a girl...) :)
Averytom 0
Be thankful he noticed somthing that stupid
emeiscool 0
That really must have sucked xD
avaloncode 8
omg that's so cool! (your eyes I mean) but yeah I think your bf could've thought that one through a little bit more
who64 4
What a jerk
hurley12 30
Oh you poor thing