Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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backseatfever 0
this is the lamest fml i've ever read.
nbrachelxo 0
I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!
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Comments (161)
lalalalalala_fml 0
my eyes are two different colors too! :) not extremely, but ever so slightly. i like it!
bsneeze 0
not FML worthy
lolo527 0
hahahahahahahaha...I am sure he did not mean it the way it came out!!!
RawShark 0
Are you dating Carmine Falcone by chance?
littlemuffet 0
The funniest part of this is the 1309 people who are blaming the girl for her genes.
haro_fml 0
there are worse things than being compared to a dog.
Guairdean 0
Don't worry too much, this isn't the last stupid statement he'll make. Next time, pout a little and say "Ow, that hurt". He' immediately try to say or do something to show that he didn't mean to hurt your feelings. His reaction when he thinks your upset will tell you a lot about him. Then, remember his reaction when you say something that hurts him, and trust me, it'll happen. He'll probably laugh it off and move on.
Aflacduck 0
#80 is right. You're way too sensitive, it wasn't anything offensive.
Quinnjamin 0
how can you be offended by that?
evolveahimsa 0
i agree with 17, 80, 103 do you think the human species is soooooo much better than that of the canine that your bf's comparison should be an insult? aren't we arrogant today :)