Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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Stok35 0
what a bitch
heartlessagony 0
Some best friend =/
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Comments (87)
orangesodaftw 0
I agree with 31. Birds of a feather flock together. Same goes with ******.
orangesodaftw 0
* 39 not 31. My bad.
ColdGold 6
She either just had sex with him or will soon. YDI for having a slutty boyfriend and slutty unfriend if you keep either or both. Sorry.
hihoney07 0
that's really shitty
iranoutofnames 6
making sure he's okay= drunken pity sex?
13__Loki__13 1
Checks on ex first? Shows up 3 hours later and drunk? Yeah, she ****** him.
momof2grls06 0
I had someone like that I thought was a friend too, but it backfired on her cause he decided he didn't want to be with her cause he still wanted to be with me, now she's trying again to get him back! some kind of friend huh? they probably right, your friend probably got drunk with him to get the first chance with him now that he's aingle
13__Loki__13 1
Also in that list of drinks did she mention semen?
xxbananamagic 0
Snickerdick is just a bitch. This is FML not Yahoo Answers. No need for advice or life stories, it's meant to laugh at not to give life help.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Please proofread your comments before posting. If that's too much too ask, at least try to put one punctuation mark in the correct spot.