Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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Stok35 0
what a bitch
heartlessagony 0
Some best friend =/
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Jessicaiful 0
I agree with Snickerdoodles too, I also have had a friend like that before, and it's true that you feel so much better if you just don't put up with their shit anymore. OP: I feel terrible for you, those kind of things hurt.. it's like one backstab after another.
deathartisan 0
that's why ou shut out the rest of humanity an live your life the way you want, wait. that's probably my depression problem. oh well. **** it, and op. lose the shitty friend
Gluevah 0
Well, looks like it's time to get a new best friend 8D
sublime2craig 0
that's what you get for being a bitch
spurslover 0
Looks like it's time to 'dump' the so called best friend! She obviously fuckedddd him! I'm sorry OP, FYL!
Betz 10
ShitzNGigglez: yes it may be too much "too" ask when you don't seem to proofread your posts either.
bryttanicutter 2
**** that bitch some friend
a_borshunist 0
Idiots put enough jealousy in their relationships without it spilling over to their friendships too. Assuming you three were all friends, she had every right to console him. Even if she did **** him, he's single now and can therefore **** whoever he wants. It's no longer your business who he *****. The relationship's over, accept it and move on with your life. Even if she was your "best" friend (what, people are supposed to rank their friendships?) she is under no obligation to put your needs before her own. The only person who should be putting your needs first is you. You all have your own lives and you should respect that, not expect her to drop everything she's doing to go to your stupid pity party, especially when she has better things to do like actually have fun with her other friend (OP's ex). You're the one being a shitty friend here, not her. You three should have all been getting wasted together (and if you can't "handle" spending time with your ex because it's "awkward", then you're an immature, clingy little shit. Deal with it. I've seamlessly transitioned from relationship to friendship before and so can you.)
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
@74 Aw, I've been caught in my own web. Oh well, not even God is perfect, but at least I attempted to write my comment properly.
vicx 2
hmm time to find a new best friend
Shockvalue 0
agreed