Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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Stok35 0
what a bitch
heartlessagony 0
Some best friend =/
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Comments (87)
LevyLove 17
Best friend?? i don't think so....
Imnewhere 21
you're pretty..
LevyLove 17
oh thank u! :) aw u have no pic for me to compliment
a_borshunist 0
No she's not stop looking for trolls to **** on the internet it's pathetic. You don't even know her what makes you think she would want to **** you? And to this fugly chick--yeah, you. I think you're fugly and if that affects you at all you're pathetic. I'm a stranger, why would you care what I think?
invadermaythe1st 35
A compliment should affect her, as it makes her feel good, however an insult should not as it is only something that will upset her.
P_to_the_AM 9
OMG I'd seriously kick her in the ass and throw her out of my house.
GTR10 0
kick ur ass then poke her eyes out!!!!!
FYLDeep 26
This is no place for logical thinking.
luongo6 0
I agree with ten y:S
FYLDeep 26
Plus, even when snickerdoodles makes a joke it comes across as condesending. People don't like that. That probably accounts for 70 percent of the hate.
brucesgirl 0
a friend that backstabs isn't a true friend I suggest you rethink and realize who your friends are. otherwise you will be screwed for the rest of your life and not hae anything left people out there are vile and always looking to ruin someones life and situations. hopefully this will be a lesson of whom you will trust and consider a friend and to choose wisely.
brucesgirl 0
not only that but her ass would have been beat and left!
penpal33 7
You need to re-align your friends and love life again!
beccaishereyay 11
how old are you snickerblahblah
phuckurlyfe 0
she might be a selfish, back-stabbing bitch. if u don't feel right about the sutuation then cut both of those ties now. it will benefit YOU in the future.