Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, I got written up by my line manager for being too friendly to customers. I work in retail, my job is to be friendly. FML
Today, my supervisor was in a leadership meeting pulling random calls for quality. Mine was chosen. He got excited and told them my stats and how I put him to shame with how I drive my team, that I'm the best and this call is going to be amazing. I was then written up for arguing with a customer. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
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mynameis1339 0
Anal tearing?
ollie179 21
*sob* and my poor wife *sob* *sob* and my children are gone and... NEXT PLEASE!
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Comments (97)
jbones24 22
first?
mynameis1339 0
Anal tearing?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Happens to the best of us, doesn't it.
enonymous 9
2 - if you need a demonstration I can arrange that
Palirose 22
Lmfao @ ^^ the guy above me
Sophomoric1 13
If you have to ask, you really don't want to know.
fanceh 10
Yeah, the second you ignore a guy who has experienced anal tearing, ***** gonna go down.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Like legit ********^
5t3ff1k4h 45
2 - Yeah, his asshole tears up and cries for hours at a time. It's just so sad!
tatte3 1
iwhen?
andrew_thomson 9
Sounds like he wasn't enjoying the ripping and the tearing?
Sniff_N_Tickle 4
Hahahahahahaha, funniest YouTube video ever! Best comment I've ever seen on this sight
ironik970 13
I wonder if the deceased wife and estranged children have anything to do with the anal tearing?
rein 8
looks like he was literally torn apart by their deaths.
btnhdude 0
Rein, Ball-Seering Pain, I meant to thumb you down.
ICaughtFire 4
Rein, only his wife died. Estranged does not mean dead.
SeiferAlmas 4
"iwhen"?
tsim_fml 0
Well thats a sticky situation. No pun.
BOOSCAREDU 0
It's not a "sticky situation" it's a really sad situation
Prolusive 5
Getting gum in your hair is sticky, this situation is just sad...
organicmtdew 0
What do you think a pun is?
FreakAZoidd 3
Did you just walk away from him while he was talking?!
ollie179 21
*sob* and my poor wife *sob* *sob* and my children are gone and... NEXT PLEASE!
some_shit 0
This is why I stopped asking that question. I just say hello and that's it
Freeze_fml 17
Don't ignore a guy with anal tearing.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Don't ignore, put anal tear ointment on your fingers and well insert in....