Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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sayhello_fml 0
You WANT your period?
TheFadedGuitar 0
Ahh, that's horrible
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Cjraven606 0
I have the opposite problem I bleed nonstop for months then stop for months he is an pain but he is male I have never ranked tham as one of the smarter animals on the planet
iloveloosy12 0
the douche!
flotar 0
OP: YDI for having a boyfriend as stupid as #223
martic835 2
I have PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome) and at this point the only way I get my periods is on birth control pills. When I told my boyfriend that I was going on them because I hadn't had a period in 13 months he got angry. Apparently even though he says I'm too immature to get pregnant & have kids (I have none) I shouldn't be preventing it either because that goes against God. Some men will never understand.
Whiterabbitm1 0
what a moron almost every person knows birth control isn't just for prevention of birth well everybody but that dumb ass you were dateing... your better off without him
Einthe 0
Bitch!
Lydiyooo 0
You are so lucky. I am sorry but you can just choose not to have your period?? Ahhhhhhhg
annielove 0
I used to take the pill for medical reasons, and it helped with my problems tremendously. I told my boyfriend though, lol.
mad_hatter0666 22
god, guys are stupid. he probably doesn't even know what a period is.
supersparta4300 0
and you want sympathy? even thru the Internet i can tell you are lying, ******* **** that's what you get for not giving sex to a man, we want **** and ass and we want it NOW!!!!!