Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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sayhello_fml 0
You WANT your period?
TheFadedGuitar 0
Ahh, that's horrible
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Comments (422)
Paksenarrion 24
The pill isn't like a condom, you don't just go on and off of them as you see fit. Even if you were taking it for sexual reasons it is better to keep taking it and have the proper amount in your system so it actually works when you do need it. Men and women need to educate themselves on male AND female contraceptives if they are going to be in a relationship and eventually have sex. Basic stuff here folks. If you can't do that, please don't procreate.
snazzymcwho 21
Uneducated idiot.
Tyrez 32
How is he uneducated? They teach this in schools? How is a guy supposed to know all this crap about the pill and not having periods... Only thing guys know is that the pill stops babies from being born. Can't really blame him but he'll probably listen to you if you explain it to him or tell him to read the label on the bottle :P
carleyboo2018 20
Yeah, I completely understand. I have a condition involving my period that I have to take birth control for. He completely overreacted.
kilobravo 12
Sigh. Why are there SO many ignorant people out there? (Picard/Riker double-face-palm)
fantasyworld 39
I didn't get my period until I was 18 and that was after taking birth control pills.
MidnightRaven963 21
Op, I have polycystic ovarian disorder. That means that I don't get mine either, and it causes very irregular cycles and irregularity with hormones, and is extremely painful. I can honestly say I understand, and I'm so sorry! Nobody deserves that, OP.
sophie0908 16
Jesus guys are morons
Choots 6
i have that too. pcos? i also take birth control, because i was told if i ever wanted kids that taking it now might help me conceive in the future, stupid huh?
tikatica 17
Honestly I wouldn't believe you either. It just sounds weird that your taking something that prevents you from getting pregnant to get your period to, what I'm assuming, get pregnant?