anonymous
Singapore
Why would you go and do a thing like that?
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kat
France
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Emmy
United States
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Own it!
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Banana
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Puerto Rico
It wasn't me
Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
AnDroidZ_BabY
United States
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
justdoingmyjob
United States
Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
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cloudy01 0
BWAAAH!!
khaya 9
That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."
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Tycjan 5
How can you claim ownership of someone else's fart ?
Hotlanta 5
well you what they say about possession... possession is 9/10 of the law. lol
hockeyrocks39 0
Maybe OP did this so he could have a seat on the subway with a little elbow room.
hockeyrocks39 0
hahaha... "elbow room" you know more space to move around. If you're sitting in a shit cloud, who wants to sit by you?
LaughinStock 16
haha 16 ur a dumbass
jakezanerd 0
how the hell did you do that?!
kingtz 6
Or maybe he said, "that fart's mine! No one else touch it" as he hurriedly began gathering up the air into his manpurse.
snickerz01 0
its a satchel, indiana jones has one!
TraceCase_ 19
The real owner was probably equally as puzzled...and relieved, in more ways than one.
khaya 9
That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."
bluegoldfish 7
well that was stupid.
Egnar 19
So a few people, you'll never see again, looked at you and said eww that smells? Damn that sucks, my sympathizes man!!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
OP might very well see them again if its a standard commute to/from work.
Poliahputz 0
Forget how you did it....why the hell would you do that
thatnucca 36
Did it smell like chili or a chicken teriyaki sub?