Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I offered to drive my friends to the airport because their taxi was expensive. We left early and arrived with plenty of time. Then I realized I’d parked in the short-stay car park. I paid more for parking than I would have paid for a taxi. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I decided not to park in the parking garage on campus, in an attempt to save the $8 it would have cost me. Instead, I parked in a surface lot (about a mile away) and got a $50 parking ticket for not having a permit to park there. FML
Today, my truck got towed after being parked for ten minutes, even though wasn't in a no parking area. Now I have to pay 500 dollars to get it out of impound. FML
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rtizzle 0
wtf kind of parking garage charges $13 for every 10 minutes? thats ******* ridiculous
CryingHowls 0
what kind of parking lot is that?! so expensive! parking is free in philippines and rates are charged hourly or every 30 minutes in hong kong (random fact: an hour's parking is 12 pennies) 13 bucks for 10 minutes is pretty intense. It's over a dollar for every minute wtf!
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freemuffins 0
:( That sucks, maybe you should get one of those dumb "reminder" recorder things :P
rtizzle 0
wtf kind of parking garage charges $13 for every 10 minutes? thats ******* ridiculous
Ketchup_Castle 30
Probably the ones near shopping centers that close at ten and want people to be out of there by then.
DizzyDemon0 9
uhm...I don't believe you. You'd have to be retarded to park there...
Epickitty58 29
Using "retarded" is not a policially correct synonym for "stupid". Learn the rules of society, dumbass.
Static_fml 0
That sucks, but YDI for not pointing the location of your car, you can easly doing it with a pen on your handarm. Even more if they charge $13 for 10 min...
yer_maw 1
Take the subway
jay_lawrence 0
sounds like chicago parking to me. lol but yeah there is always meter parking or public transportation such as subway or bus. or you could've been eco-friendly and walked or rode a bike
rukusrazor 0
That's the worst garage / lot ever!. #6 - most cities in the world do not have a subway system. I pay a monthly fee downtown at a lot, it's totally worth it. That $78 would have been almost half the cost of a full month.
keiferrr 0
should've set off your alarm ... thats how i ALWAYS find my car after a forgetful night on the town
kaylanicole1255 1
i find my car that way too! LOL
CryingHowls 0
what kind of parking lot is that?! so expensive! parking is free in philippines and rates are charged hourly or every 30 minutes in hong kong (random fact: an hour's parking is 12 pennies) 13 bucks for 10 minutes is pretty intense. It's over a dollar for every minute wtf!
Stunt_fml 5
#10 can do math... that was about the most impressive thing about this post.