Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
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Top comments
pinkthistlepoppy 0
kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.
DameGreyWulf 1
LMFAO awww that's so awkward Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed. Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.
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Comments (43)
maddie1 0
oooooo i bet she was pissed!
nicola1233 0
**** his life!
Ozark778 5
why the hell did his mom have to untie him... if she called you for dinner... why didn't you have time to untie him... hummmmmmm
stevenmx86 8
You ******* morons.. Don't do kinky things in the houses of parents..
WaitAMinute 7
so jk min bb bbvv bbvb bbvv bbvb bb bb. bbmm. oh klv,oo
kei1108 13
Way to go on being completely disrespectful to your boyfriends parents by having sex in their house. How sexy is it that they are just a few walls away from you and could walk in at any moment?
Vos26 3
What kinda parents does everyone have? My mum yells at me if I put my leg on my boyfriends while sitting on the couch... We're not allowed in my room alone
merrielp 13
I just need to know: why is sex so awkward? People have sex. We know this. Just joke about it. Awkwardness gone.
merrielp 13
I just need to know: why is sex so awkward? People have sex. We know this. Just joke about it. Awkwardness gone.
elizacandle 29
Before anything kinky ensure that there's a way to get out of anything like that quickly for those types of situations or safety too.
andycee2000 5
"Suddenly his mom called us for dinner" - what are you? 12?