Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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Eashag 3
Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.
WTFsGoingOn 0
I knew this screen name would come in handy!
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Comments (72)
blastvortex 4
Now you knew you shouldn't have cut that guy off at the last light, right? =p Meh. Maybe it's because he/she/they/it didn't like your mileage, the real irony being that you're as likely to spend more gas than usual looking around for a new car or getting your windows replaced - rage fail! Noobs...
thatzzmyjam 0
what was the second FML about the girl and her boyfriend? Now I'm curious..
WTFsGoingOn 0
It was something really lame, this is obviously not the exact text but here is a basic run through: "I was hanging out with my friend, my boyfriend called because they go to the same school so she hung up for me. My boyfriend called again and thought he was talking to me, it was really my friend, we sound nothing alike." I am not kidding, it was pathetic, made no sense and was poorly written. That actually is a pretty close quotation now that I went back and reread what I wrote.
IMB916 0
At least they didnt get away with anything :)
Cristaderzi 0
Well quit pissing people off!!!
GreenDaemon21 0
its ok. WOmen shudnt drive anyways
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for driving a station wagon
caitastrophe 0
a few weeks ago my volvo xc70 was keyed. all station wagon owners should be fearful... theres a wagon hater on the loose... lol
afternine 0
What sort of thief would not only carry around a pen and paper, but would also take the time and risk to be caught writing a note on the car he just broke into? Screw your fake FML
l0st4lif3 0
if you didnt know, most people have pen and paper in their glove compartments or other areas of the car. im sure it wouldnt be hard for someone to find to simple common items to write a note
tsundere 1
Hey, and guess what? The OP told us what exactly they had in their car: a PEN and his car manual (PAPER). Oh shi- look, the thief can now write a note! Sucks for you OP. Hope your insurance doesn't go up.
jloveee 0
mmm with the amount of idiotic people today, I do not doubt that someone would do this.
enough4 0
These "suspiciously unlikely" damaged-car-with-convenient-note-left FMLs *are* starting to get pretty sloppy with the details. Personally, I thought the initial tip-off was the "all my windows were smashed" bit, which is even more pointless, foolish and attention-grabbing than taking the time to write a note. But I guess since most everyone believes this stuff anyway, why not just let one's creativity run wild?
untfan2012 0
Wow really? FYL indeed. At least you didn't lose your cell, iPod, or money!
greenfairy_fml 0
ahahaha. someone has anger issues