Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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Comments (68)
GaurdGirl 5
Guys, lay off. I've made jokes about my grandparents passing, they take it fine. And if you look, the rear-ending happened SIX years ago, as in 2006. The OP probably want on a learners permit or just starting to drive. OP sorry, your grandpa can hold a grudge against his own blood like that.
white16sox 19
Regardless, it is selfish of OP to make jokes like that. If I was the grandfather, rear ended car or not that selfish grandson isn't getting a single possesion of mine.
freakincool 4
Ah, the old people. They don't let anything slip past them, do they? BOFs.
Santa_Claauz 0
Kind of an overreaction on your gramp's part..........
Bekll 31
He reacted just fine. Why be lighthearted when a grandchild says he'll profit from your death? It's rude.
itsharkley 8
I'll never forgive him
skittles000 0
Asshole grampa, fyl op!
white16sox 19
The grandpa is the asshole? OP is an asshole for expecting to get anything from his grandpa's passing. When my grandpa passes, which could happen anytime, what I might have possibly gotten from his will is going to be the absolute LAST thing on my mind.
PandaSpots 10
You shouldn't joke about that.... Even if he is gonna die soon.
XtraXtra00Table 6
Note to self: Never rear end grandpa.
AidenSurvival 7
YDI. You whippersnapper.
thecovert 7
You have NO reason to expect a dime. Go get your own money and forget about his. Oh, and YDI.
journeytotheend 16
Okay I have a question for you..... WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?