Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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Comments (68)
t_raw1234 11
Don't talk about that. It's rude.
misspulkadot24 17
Wow. What an ass. I would have made that up on the spot if my dick of a grandchild said something about the money he would get when I died. Show some respect.
unknown_user5566 27
Guess you shouldn't have rear-ended your Grandpa's car, huh? I know you state that you said that bit about his will "jokingly", but I can't help but feel you were fishing for information on what you would get, which is totally screwed up. YDI for being a bad driver and selfish grandson.
flutter4 7
This reminds me of the FML where OP's grandparent left them monopoly money lol
monkeyhead641 6
When I die I am not giving anyone anything. All charity. Then no one can complain that the other person got more.
AznSamoan52 10
Real nice, Op. Your grandpa has a point. You deserve a nice bitch slap. You rear-ended your own grandpa's car AND you made a really selfish joke to go with that. I don't even think you care about your grandpa as much as you care about money. Your grandpa has every right to not give you the money. FYL? Don't make me laugh. More like **** Your Grandpa's Life. YDI jackass.
shawnaishere 14
That was very rude to say infront of him. He's not even dead yet and you are thinking about the wealth you'll get. You'd be lucky if he leaves you that penny indeed.
lostinlabels 8
I hope you die before he does.
olpally 33
Open mouth, insert foot... Haha... Grandpa-1 you-0
lostinlabels 8
You: -1
olpally 33
Thanks chuck Norris... *gets punched in the face*
lostinlabels 8
Lol sawry
olpally 33
Dammit, you changed your profile pic, now I look like an idiot.. FML.. Lol.
TriflingAllDay 6
You were on that track beforehand.
lostinlabels 8
I'm gonna change it back so you look like an idiot for saying you look like an idiot. Lol
AwsumShyGuy 12
Old people are either completely awesome or extremely senile. Either way, they're both awesome.
dathan 14
You don't even deserve one penny if you think that's an acceptable thing to do. Idiot.
nickmatt 1
Your a fag