Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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Top comments
taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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Comments (68)
isaiaah 6
I think he was joking around... This fml was unnecessary.
kristat 14
Ydi. If you have the kind of relationship where you can say that jokingly then he was joking back, so posting the fml is pointless. If you don't have that kind of relationship then you're an asshole for what you said.
hateevryone 15
That sucks huh? You should apologize before he goes.
noisebox 1
You can always contest the will when he kicks the bucket
JamieDolamore 2
You don't deserve a penny of his money, and you were lucky that you weren't smacked for that insolence, frankly.
AcieMcG 21
Oh you'll get his money, about $500,000 in Monopoly money.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for rear-ending his car and for automatically assuming that he was going to leave you a bunch of money after he dies. Sounds like you're more concerned about what he may leave you in his will than his health. Selfish brat, you don't deserve any of his money, just like he said.
thisisabaduser 0
what would possess you to say something so stupid?
nixophebia 5
You know what lots of money makes you? A dick.
Jeffers123 5
U guys are acting like op's an asshole, WTF DID HE DO?!? He/she made a joke, wasn't like he/she's a pig, so no, he doesn't deserve not getting a penny.....but he still does get a YDI, for the fact that he did rear end the car, but it's still an absurd punishment....