Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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Comments (68)
worldclassrager 41
well maybe what you get might just be worth a good amount of cash...but take note never crack a smartass a joke to an older man or women their counters are a killer and they will most likely burn you...
rixietrixie 25
Who jokes about benefiting from someone's death, especially when said person is in ur presence (which is pretty much saying to their face, "I can't wait until u die") ydi
wonderfool1990 2
YDI for joking like that
pigbilly 0
That joke was harsh but what he did was ****** up too. My grandfather can take a joke like that.
redneck5150 4
YDI considering you said it in front of him. Joking or not.
cassm 7
I kept thinking. hmm it's an FML, it's not. There are just some things you never say out loud. think that joke all you want. Don't repeat it. Sorry but you totally deserve it
Iamthebanzai22 21
Were you texting? Did you not pay for the damages? As you get older, you learn to use little things like that to judge someone's character and, as such, their ability to be the custodian of your heard-earned money.
Wadlaen 24
Seems like a poor excuse to disown someone...