Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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taera 8
You deserve this by assuming you'd inherit anything.
TBelle4Ever 15
YDI Jerk
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Comments (68)
greenie213 23
I would have left you out of my will the second you said that. Grandson: I'm going to be stinking rich when you die! Me: Not anymore!
lordEast 6
It's all going to the sesame street rock band!
greenie213 23
That would be muppets. Come on dude. You gotta learn your puppets!
Akazuki 26
How could you care more about money than your own grandfather? YDI, you heartless bastard.
KiddNYC1O 22
Settle down, it was a joke. Tasteless but still a joke.
Akazuki 26
Very true, 52. Although, I still think OP deserves it.
MDM15 5
Ydi
perdix 31
There are three things you don't joke about with old men: 1. Death 2. Money 3. Erections All three are very touchy issues with them!
lostinlabels 8
There's a joke in here somewhere...I just know it.
perdix 31
Hint: Look at #3 again.
patrickalamo 48
Remind him of who will be picking out his nursing home.
lostinlabels 8
His kids who actually care about him?
NashyzzleTheN 10
Don't tell him that! You never know, he might be gone soon:/
iceroyalty1984 14
My family jokes around about stuff like this all the time. An off-color sense of humor doesn't mean OP deserves it, I'm sure his grandpa was trolling him. If he really does hold a grudge like that, though, FYL.
sophie22_fml 8
Wow I feel bad for your gramps, insensitive "joke" you're an ass
duckiegirl21 10
I voted FYL not because of any money you won't be receiving, but because your grandfather is holding a grudge against you for a accident that happened years ago. Cars are replaceable, family members aren't.
trendsetta010 4
Hope you inherit the bumper